AUDIO: A Burnham Effigy
Andy Burnham has won a key political battle which will probably see him become the next UK Prime Minister, and trigger an early General Election.
In the opinion of this conspiracist, this is all part of the dastardly masterplan to lead us into the next stage of tyranny… but how and why?
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Well, it seems La Burnham is a full-blown shoe-in.
Of course, there will be some performative Labour opposition, followed by continuation of the Blurrr / Starmer project.
Apparently nobody's supposed to notice the fix.